Don't Clown Around with Disaster
Preparedness

One thing that has taken off is our Lecture on "Don't
Clown Around with Disaster Preparedness"
We have done this at Schools, Seniors, Civic Groups, and
Scouts . It's educating and entertaining at the same time.
· Have one person, who is going to be the straight man
stand in front.
· Other performer stands behind.
· As straight man is talking about the item that should be
in the Disaster Kit, you pull out the prop; they turn to see what you
have pulled out of your bag and react.
In today's climate, it's more important than ever that all
of us be prepared for possible emergencies. Natural or other disasters
can strike suddenly, at any time and anywhere, but there are actions
everyone can take that can help make a difference.
Build a Kit, Make a Plan. You can contact your local Red
Cross to get the material for free.
1. Water, at least one gallon per person,
per day Prop= Lota Vase, or Bucket This is a running Gag After a couple
of ideas, have the person ask if you have enough water, and do the gag
again.
2. Food Non-perishable, high protein =
energy bars, ready to eat soup, peanut butter, foods that require no
refrigeration, preparation or cooking. Props= Pull out a can of Coke,
rubber fish or chicken. Jelly Beans, Ear of Corn
3. Something to see with: Flashlight
without the batteries, batteries should be stored outside of the
flashlight Prop= Candle
4. First Aid supplies Prop= Big Band-Aid
5. Tools Prop= Big Foam props
6. Clothing Props = Pull out some of your
clown clothes, Baby clothes, Dress.
7. Money ATM machines will not be working.
Credit Cards won't help. Need to have cash. Props = Big Money
8. Pet, Don't forget your pets. Toys, food.
Props = Have fun with this. Pull out your pet (raccoon, rubber fish,
chicken)Pull out a box of Dog Tricks, full of something you can eat!
9. Medication Props= Big Pill
10. Cell Phones and most phones in your home
will not work Need an old fashion phone that the receiver is connected to
the base. Prop = Foam Phone
These are just a few of the items and ideas; we have found
that the people remember better because of the sight gags. Enjoy, have
Fun with it. Bob "Bunky" Gretton